Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy this year so please can I have:-

• A new high reach machine that is powered by rainwater and snow as I only want to use it in the UK.


• Jobs with builders who actually leave us alone to get on with it as we actually know what we are doing and they don’t need to “manage” us.


• A machine that lets me have a CPCS card for less than £100 and no log books to fill in and NVQ’s to do. (Just like it used to be).


• Ferrous scrap prices to go up to £500 per tonne and to stay there for 12 months.


• A new fence as the Environment Agency broke mine by keep sitting on it whilst deciding what is or isn’t waste.


• Lots of jobs to price without having to fill in hundreds of pre-qualification documents all asking the same questions in a different order.


• An iPhone App that means I can get the gas cut off to a site before we actually need to start the demolition.


• A phone filter that prevents calls about ”unbeatable mobile phone deals”.


• Wolves to sign Lionel Messi and two new centre backs for £50 in the sales.

I have left the mince pies and sherry out in the usual place and I will be asleep as I will be reading the consultation document for the revision of BS6187:2000 before bed.

Love from John